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Just your run-of-the-mill, outgoing, friendly, sometimes aggressive, overly sexual, perverted, misunderstood, helpful, original, and always random newgrounds regular who is also a hermaphrodite.

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Hai Rape!

Posted by Kitala - February 23rd, 2008


I turned 18 on the 21st =) so now I can rape things, be in porn, order shit off tv, not have a cerfew, work past 11:45, and go to real jail. All the joys of being an adult consist of...well..-what?--waking up? How can all of that happen in one change of a day. Who knows. Either way I'm "an adult" now. So...

Hai Rape!!! *waves frantically*

Hai Rape!


Comments

Truth was here

I'm honored

Happy Birthday

Thanks. Almost a month late but..thanks :D

YAY YOUR LEGAL :D

Whoop!

Damn u, im not 18 for a little while yet. Goddamn it. u speak 1337 i see. i also do.
Pirate hippie raver? I want that job. Pirates are kewl!!!

Hah-hah! I do. K\/\/1+3 \/\/311 1 |\/|1g|-|+ 4|)|). and u cant have it. its mien. :P and thanks--yeah we are.

Happy birthday!
Feel free to perform celebratory actions upon me!

*Punches you in the face*
GOD that felt good. Thanks for that!

Oh my, pirate hippy raver you say? Quite intriguing i must say.

Yes, sir. Indubitably!

Funky does not approve

Funky can suck a nut. Like maybe a sunflower seed...since nobody really eats them..and most people just suck them..Yeah..Go Suck A Sunflower Seed.

Ha, I'm a month older than you.

So from now on, I'm gonna call you "Kid" no matter what, got it? Good.

NOOOO *pushes* >=| I'M AN ADULT i'm an adulttttt!!! *kicks and screams* B!+(|-|

Settle down kid.

It's a nickname.

I said I liked you, don't ruin it.

Duntcawlmekid. I'm not a kid im an ADULT. *holds up porn* And you said "i fit in well with ng" and "we'll get along" so thats a fail. :] harhar pwntt

dunt take it personally

Fine then.

How about I call you Kita?

not unless ur a substitute teacher =P

*Sigh*

You know...This is getting complicated.

What CAN I call you?

*cough* Superior? *cough*
XD Kitala will do just FINEEEEE tnx, Sky. :P

Kitala, will you be my e-valitine?

Errrr Valentine? Wasn't that months ago? D:

MORE FUCKING COMMENTS PEOPLE.

Wow I didn't expect you to go through with it.

THE DEVIL WENT DOWN TO GEORIGA

HE WAS LOOKING FOR A SOUL TO STEAL

That was in SUPERSTAR.

Comment as requested.

Good, minion...goooodd. *throws you a treat*

THIS IS NOT SUFFICIENT COMMENTS.

Make it sufficient then... lol

MYSPACE SUCKS, WHY DO YOU HAVE ONE?

Because I suck.
Is that what you wanted to hear?

Girl on Newgrounds!!!!
Now me your boobs!

That's gramatically incorrect! :D
You're not my boobs! I'd know
I know them very well.

You can rape me...

You are a 15 year old anime character.
That would be difficult in more ways than 1.

CERICON IS HERE.

NOW IT'S A PARTY.

I see no balloons.
Make balloons.
GIVE ME BALLOONS.

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