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Cockbuster

Posted by Kitala - May 3rd, 2008


Like Blockbuster for porn. Wouldn't that be a sweet place? We'd have a few new release walls and some sections layed out by fetishes..and then we'd have condoms where the candy usually is. We'd have spermicide where the drinks usually are and we'd have blistex where the gum usually is! And then we'd have the return slot so you can hand in your pornos after dark, when you get off of work...or get off...or you're meeting up with a prostitude or your second family because you're a sleezbag man and you wont just ask your wife to get naked and dance a little yourself instead of finding someone who's first instinct is to do it and who will undoubtedly give you AIDS. Then...of course...right next to the return slot...is the glory hole. I'll own the franchise with my amazingly sexy husband and we will forever be rich beyond our wildest dreams. All porno with a cheap price and maybe even eventually Cockbuster mail delivery. Return yours and get more DVDs sent in the mail. ---Yup....I'm pretty sure that'd be awsome.

Welcome to Cockbuster. -Paradise-

Cockbuster


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Fuck yeah! That's going to be amazing for sure! I can't wait baby. ;)

Either can I. We're going to rule the world 1 penis and healthy female vagina at a time! :) <3

That would be... dare I say... RAD

Hell yeah! Right?

.. welcome back?

ive been here for like ever
ive just been off the BBS for a bit

.bitch.

I doubt that would last very long, sex shops and porno rental area's are kinda... per say desolate and hard to find. Especially since, you know, we have that on the internet already.

Then again you could be being completely sarcastic in your statement and proving me to be missing the entire point that you hate porn or somthing.

Anyway's I'm rambling now, good luck in, wait, never mind.

i dont know where you live..but around here theres 1 highway that has 3 on it and i can think of at least 5 within a 20 mile radius from my house. sooo...yeah. id say itd be successful as hell around here.

and it's not just porn.
if u read it at all.

Cockbuster sounds a little...violent! But that will only attract more customers I suppose.

Violent?---yes.

You should like build your thing next to a Toys R' Us and a supermarket so liek people could see you enter and totally think that you're the biggest pervert on earth. Oh boy pure blackmail material right there.

I used to work at a Toys R' Us.
i am the biggest pervert on earth.
there is no shame.