*FAPFAPFAP*
Just your run-of-the-mill, outgoing, friendly, sometimes aggressive, overly sexual, perverted, misunderstood, helpful, original, and always random newgrounds regular who is also a hermaphrodite.
Age 34, Female
Social Worker
4th Year at Uni
NJ
Joined on 7/28/07
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Are you an e-whore, you make a lot of dirty jokes for a female, that or your freaking awesome and different :0
lolol thank you. i am not an e-whore you all just think i am
Yeah, you barely even do anything. It's mostly guys just randomly bein all like "EY YO GIRRRRRRRRRL YOU SO FINE LOL COCK JOKE EUPHEMISM VAGINA WET LOLOL IM SO ORIGINAL BUT NOT REALLY" and stuff
But you are beautiful
lol its true
except for that last part
seriously XD
Oh no, it's very true. Your hair, made by the angels themselves*, is a perfect drape for your beautiful features. Eyes finer than the finest diamonds, seriously I don't even know what to describe that color as. It's like a sliver or green or brown or hazel or something. I'm not very smart. And your nose is adorable.
*LOLOL ANGELHAIR GET IT? I'D EAT IT UP
Shika I swear to god you're adorable. When are we hanging out again? XD
We can hang out whenever and stuff.
kkkkkkk..k
wait until i'm 18.
>;D
hahahahahahano.
btw, ur va sux azz.
i kno i gotta shuttup
Ah well
trillz
you don't want to meet me anyway. :C
do so
JamesTKirkV2
I'd appreciate your input
Sweat baby, sweat baby. Sex is a Texas drought
Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about.
So put your hands down my pants, and I bet you'll feel nuts
Yes I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert, and you're getting two thumbs up
You've had enough of two-hand touch, you want it rough, you're out of bounds
I want you smothered, want you covered like my Waffle House hashbrowns
Comin' quicker than Fed Ex. Never reach an apex
Just like coca-cola stock, you are inclined to make me rise an hour early like a daylight savings clock
Do it now
You and me baby we ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby we ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now
Love, the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt only God knows where we stuck it
Hieroglyphics? Let me be pacific I wanna be down in your South Seas
But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means "Small Craft Advisory"
So if I capsize on your thighs-high tide, B-5, you sunk my battleship
Please turn me on, I'm Mr. Coffee with an automatic drip
So show me yours, I'll show you mine. "Tool Time"
You'll Lovett just like Lyle
And then we'll do it doggy style so we can both watch "X-Files"
Do it now!
You and me baby we ain't nothin' but mammals,
so let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now!
You and me baby we ain't nothin' but mammals,
so let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now!
Kitala
never noticed how long that song was. its 1/4 of your PMs.