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Just your run-of-the-mill, outgoing, friendly, sometimes aggressive, overly sexual, perverted, misunderstood, helpful, original, and always random newgrounds regular who is also a hermaphrodite.

Age 34, Female

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4th Year at Uni

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Joined on 7/28/07

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Let's start over.

Fine, slappy. We cool?

So everybody won? woot :D

Everybody wins. :)

Sure.

Precisely.

You guys are the coolest dudes I know

With the biggest penises, too, right? ;D

Hell yes ;P

i really do have the biggest penis on ng though. i do.

You're a twat >:(

and when i feel like pm'ing you I will let you know exactly why I am not going

I was kidding you know, it was a metaphor for how you're so good at getting women and vageen that you may actually be a giant vagina yourself.

You know I love you, Jamie. And I know why you're not going :3 you already PMed me <3

D: she's not a tawt

My wittle protector :3

You're still a twat.

And I take that as an insult because if I am a giant vageen then that means i take giant pen0r.

bitch.

<3

just kidding

</3

touch my bum.

I am a twat, though. So I'll accept it.
You're such a big twat that all the penises belong to u in the form of a giant penis yourself..i ljust love you okay!?!

and i'd gladly touch your bum.

I'm a brown cat

No slappy is a brown cat!

I'm the Italian Stallion

I know you are lol and a vegan

What's up?

Bored as sin.

sooo how sexy will this sexy pillow fight be?

hopefully very sexy. jamies not coming anymore but if i get deluca, rig, rigs mic, and maybe some other people i could make up for it

i said you could hold the camera danny lol with your pants ON! :3

Someone give me plane tickets and maybe I'll come.

OH LORDY SOMEONE DO IT D: !!!

I'd give Danny a nice wank at the meet.

I'd give HMG a nice everything at the meet.

Oh, that means.... that means that you would give him an uh... love letter that you made addressed for me! :D

I got drunk for the first time last night. I fell on my face and the kids jumped on me and Aris kicked me in the face :P

How was yours?

lmao shika XD you're so whacked i love ya. at least the kids had a good time, huh? hows your face feeling? how's aris' foot feeling? lol how did your mom feel about that anyway?

i had a close friend i havent hung out with in forever come over and we stayed up all night and watched movies and chatted it was neat :) no drinking unfortunately, but i let myself have soda like i always do on new years. i got a coke in one of those cute little bottles, too! :) thanks for asking

Well aren't I special :#

Don't get too comfortable, HMG, I just never got to see how damn cute you are. Now I find myself working through things I may have said negatively towards you in the past. Now I've learned that I shouldn't make fun of someone until I know if they're goodlooking or not.

Also get in my pants.
/response.

I don't recall you ever saying anything negative towards me.

Whew. Well usually I get into little arguements where I wind up calling someone a faggot and turning everyone against them. :D I'm glad that hasn't happened to you. lol or at least if it did you're not recalling/holding a grudge. Neato.

So how about you getting your pretty little butt on a plane or bus and coming to this meet, yeah?

I'm pretty sure there's no way I'll be able to be there. It's too far and expensive. My parents wouldn't allow it either. I can't wait to move out of here.

Naww it's understandable. It's not that far, there are people coming from all places and walks of life, but I can see how being 16 can effect the way it seems far and expensive. Also, they're just being parents. I'm turning 20 and I know my parents wont let me lmao. That whole "meeting people off the internet" thing. Doesn't really fly right with them. But I'm going anyway--I'm just not telling them pffft haha. But yeah it's all cool there will be more meets when you're older and more rebellious. Enjoy the time spent at home while you can though :3 you'll miss it even if it's just a little when you're gone.

She said she didn't know I drank that much. She's not happy about but not too upset I think. My face is ok but the outside side's of my boobs are sore for some reason. Aris is fine like always :P

The bottles are the best. Metal cans don't taste good, man.

I'm glad you had fun toooooo

I love you

...

lol im glad to hear aris is okay and that youve suffered minimal damage. and cans are shit, so you've learned SOMETHING at least. thanks

i luv u too XD

Also also also awwww HMG

Earlier today my mommy said something that sounded like lapdances to me because I didn't hear all the way, and then something about weight loss, so I said Lapdances help you lose weight? And she said no and then I ended up saying like, maybe a few ounces ;P

I just read an earlier comment here that had the phrase lap dance in it that reminded me.

huh?!

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