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I'M 20 TODAY

Posted by Kitala - February 21st, 2010


Yay for being an old fart.
I seriously believe ages 19 and 20 shouldn't exist and it should go from 18 to 21
because this age is sooo pointless I'm not a teenager any longer and yet I can't do anything fun
I may as well still be a teenager but I won't be so fuckyou.
Anyway

I have a facebook now.
Add me so I can sex you all up.
Facebook.
I also have a birthday thread (a pretty amazing one too) thanks to Keith :] <3
Sexy thread of sexyness

I am overjoyed and undersexed
stimulate me

I'M 20 TODAY


Comments

happy birthday

thank you boss! :D

Happy Birthday.

Thank youuu!

faggot.

FOR YOU!

you're way too hot to be a herm, I don't believe it!

lol HOT? You gotta get your eyes checked out. and i have a penorz.

AppleLPfreak is right.

hahaha you're both crazy

Feliz aniversário, Kitala, eu espero que todos os seu desejos se realizem, tanto os simples quanto os safados...
Happy Birthday, Kitala, I hope that all of your wishes become true, either the simple or the naugthy ones...

hahah aww thank you! and thanks for putting in the translations now :)

E aliás, lindas unhas!
And, by the way, beautiful fingernails!

thank you! they match ng haha whoooo

I'm jellious that you got a birthday thread and I didn't. For that, NO SEX FOR YOU!

D: oh noes i shall get over it. lulzy

*I take some chocolate in my hand and let it melt, and then slap it on my cock.*

Sex is served, HAPPY BELATED ;D

lmao wow. XD thanks?

Oh ho oh

Stimulate you eh?

Might as well get out the lubrication, this will be a very messy job.
;)

wink wink

...
I think the winks were a little much, I take those back.
*takes back awkward winks*

ermmm

yeah

waffles

......wow that was very forward and totally unexpected from a random person for the most part lmao good job though

you disappoint me mrs 'hookup buddy'

srsly. >:C

WE'RE STILL HOOKING UP. we're just not a couple...yet..and hows YOUR love life? oh yeah...MILES AWAY from EXISTING

Random?

You disappoint me.

I thought the summer of '03 meant something to you.

Apparently I'm just another disposable object to you.

WHY MUST YOU TORTURE ME SO

D': I TRIED SO HARD TO FORGET

Everything on this page is so sexual, man

ohyeah ohyeah ohyeah SAY IT HARDER SHIKA

Blarg

Is the sound a barfing pirate makes.

EVERYTHING ON THIS PAGE IS SO SEXUAL, MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!

YOU'RE SO SEXUAL MANNNNN WE'RE ALL SO SEXUAL MAAAAAAAN WHOOOO!!

Now that's just not cool.

:c

<3 you knowz i love you

YOU DONT SEEM 20 TO ME

LOL I AM THATS WEIRD HUH

many years ago something grew inside of your mother...
that thing was YOU!
One more year closer to dying. Rotting organs ripping, grinding.
Biological discordance. Birthday equals self abhorrence

Years keep passing, aging always. Mutate into vapid slugs.
Doctor gives a new perscription. Bullet in a fucking gun.

One more year closer to dying. Plastic surgeons fuel the lying.
You forget why you came in here. Your mind rots with every New Year.

Now you're old and full of hatred. Take a pill to masturbatred.
Children point to you and scream. Because they will become that thing.

One more year of further suffering. There's no point in fucking bluffing.
Open up your deathday present,
It's a box of fucking nothing!

Happy birthday.
You're gonna die.

and despite being ignorant as hell, if you were Ms. PacMan I'd sex the bow right off your head.

that sucked. your life sucks. everything is swell in my world :D shame for you, sir.

I HAIT UR FAIC!!! >:O

I LUFF J00 TWO JAMIE! :D <3

if you failed any more we'd need a new way to describe it.

You're sweet.

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